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dog.exe_□×
the $HTTPS dog in a tuxedo in front of a wall of error windows

$HTTPS

had to take profits sir. a dog in a tuxedo, on solana.

CONTRACT ADDRESS

The "https://" protocol secures web 2. $HTTPS saves web 3.

BUY $HTTPS EARN FREE $HTTPS ↗ JOIN THE CHAT ↗

THE STORY

tap the screen for the next chapter · skip ▼

▶ PLAY
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CHAPTER 11: YOU

the story isn't finished. put your name in it.

■ ch11_you.exe□
@
2 · your line
3 · post it
POST IT ON X ↗ SAVE CARD

save the card, then attach it to your post. on a phone you can also press and hold the card.

your chapter 11 card

THE MISSION

Built out of thin air. Built in public. Here to stay.

Question.exe×
?

how many times have you seen https:// in your life?

Question.exe×
?

how many people do you think have seen it?

Question.exe×
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how many people have taken profits in their life?

Secure Connection×
🔒

this connection is secured by https://
so is everything else.

■ how_it_started.txt×
i didn't plan any of this.

i got rugged on the original version of this meme by a dev who bundled it and farmed it. the meme was too good to die, so i relaunched it myself, live on stream. it came out of thin air, and it's taken over my whole 2026.

■ what_we_build.txt×
culture first, chart second.

films, hand drawn art, a tiktok with zero crypto in it, stickers on poles all over the world. the meme has to mean something before the chart can.

■ how_we_do_it.txt×
out loud, every day.

doxxed dev. creator fees go back into the dog. paid promo is disclosed. a walk-and-talk from me every day, and streams when it matters.

it's an https market. had to take profits sir. — pumpa

■ age.exe
0months building
■ ath.exe
$4.2Mall-time high
■ walks.exe
0walk-and-talks in a row
■ memes.exe
∞memes. never enough.
NOW SHOWINGthe dj film · by @devour_wisdom · 10/10, national https day

this is the bar. more films coming. every video ↓

CHECK IT YOURSELF

most memecoins are a scam. you're right to be careful. here's what you can check.

■ PROOF.EXE□
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    one contract. only this one.7sGdNQSvUGpahh6qyXB3g5gsdK9FAzZM299KyCXspump solscan ↗
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    a real personthe dev's face is on this every single day. @PumpaMeta
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    no bundlesthe dev got rugged by a bundler once. never doing that to you.
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    we never DM you firstnobody from https will ever DM you a link, a "support" form or a new CA. if they do, it's a scam.
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    paid promo is disclosedif someone gets paid to post, you'll know.

no price promises here. ever. this is a meme.

■ CREDITS.TXT□
the dev@PumpaMetarelaunched the coin, builds in public, a walk-and-talk every day.
the artist@weathermandemlupin. hand draws the dog. the whole look of this coin.
the dj film@devour_wisdommade the film that set the bar.
the communityjoin us ↓the raids, the memes, the stickers on poles. the real team.

65 REASONS

every reason is a card. open a pack.

the original post ↗

common · rare · holo · legendary · and something else

WHAT THE SPACE IS SAYING

we didn't write the thesis. we just fit it.

■ the_memecoin_supercycle.txt×

Murad's memecoin supercycle thesis, in short: memes are cults. Look for coins that have been alive for 6+ months, that survived the hype and the bleed, with organic communities, real distribution and true believers who don't sell.

— @MustStopMurad, 2024.

■ does_https_fit.exe×
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    alive 6+ monthslaunched dec 2025. 10 months and counting.
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    survived the bleed4.2m ath, bled to almost nothing, then ran back toward a million while the dev held zero tokens.
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    a cult, not a crowdraids every day, more memes than we probably should have (never enough), stickers on poles worldwide.
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    a meme people get instantlyeveryone who ever sold anything gets "had to take profits sir".
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    a real facedoxxed dev, on camera every day.

not financial advice. we're quoting a thesis, not promising a price.

THE MEMES

every https meme in one place. search it, grab one, post it.

the hand-drawn pieces are by Lupin · @weathermandem ↗ ·

■ MEME_SEARCH.EXE□

HTTPS IRL

stickers on poles all over the world. the dog is out there.

■ OUT_THERE.JPG□

EVERY VIDEO

films, og edits and the dev's best posts. walk-and-talks are below.

■ VIDEOS ON X□

loading…

WALK AND TALKS

a walk and talk from the dev, every single day.

■ WALK_AND_TALKS.MOV□

watch on X ↗

tip: ← → keys flip through the days.

https OS

the bonus level. click around. some things are hidden.

the_story.vhs 65_reasons.exe
click anything
README.txtwelcome to https OS.
make a meme. play the film.
dodge the rugs.
some of it is hidden.
try typing "sir".
– pumpa

HOW TO BUY

4 steps. a couple of minutes. always check the contract.

■ $HTTPS SETUP□

welcome to the $https setup wizard

this will install one dog in a tuxedo into your portfolio. click next to continue.

■ TOKEN CHART□

JOIN THE DOG

the community is the whole point. pick a door.

@httpsonsolthe dog on X X communitypost your memes X group chatwhere we all talk Telegramannouncements only meme Telegramgrab and drop memes TikTokjust the dog Instagram@httpsonsol Shillzearn free $https
■ IDEA_BOX.EXE□

got an idea? something you want lupin to draw, a video, a meme, the site? send it straight to our DMs. the best ones get made.

0/200goes to Lupin's DMs on X.
DM LUPIN ↗ POST IT PUBLICLY ↗

■ WHATS_NEXT.TXT□
  • community member of the weekevery week on @httpsonsol. the people who make https better get the spotlight.
  • pump.fun creator competitionnov 2 to nov 16. the dev is in it.
  • 48-hour stream marathoncoming soon. details on @PumpaMeta.
  • a walk-and-talk every dayday by day, no skips. watch them ↑
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$HTTPS token is a meme token created for entertainment purposes only with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return. "safest meme on-chain" is a joke, sir. memes go to zero too. nothing here is financial advice.